The Big Reveal: Part 2

Channels and chimes

At the end of the day, it is always about the things that get channeled through. But sometimes it is also nice just to get an explanation. So here is an explanation: How do you make a few loaves of bread feed thousands? Cancer. If the bread is a tumor, it will keep growing and everyone can feed off the cancer.

But enough with explanations. The important thing is the channeling. You could also call it tunneling, but its not as conducive for our purposes. What we want to do here is imagine the starting point of an elven themed theme song. It starts with chimes, and clanging, and elves. The chimes and the clanging and the elves get louder, and louder and louder, until you want to turn them down.

And then you can channel. In fact, you must. Once this difficult task is mastered, then you must decide which channel. We can all be tuned to the same channel, but we all have to know which channel. Otherwise its like a Rubik’s cube. I might be trying to align with your channel, while you are trying to align with another, and it all just gets crossed and we end up with ********.

“The only time you should try to avenge someone is if they caused you so much pain that you need to avenge in order to bear the pain. Otherwise you should do like Jesus and just bear it.”

So when Jesus returned, he was a mildly popular guest on some of the more well known podcasts, and he spent a lot of time talking about how rainbow bright stole his whole vibe. Apparently he returned from a part of the heavens that is almost forty light years away, so he was still stuck in the 80’s, which sort of hampered his attempts to be relevant. He was barely aware rainbows had become the gay flag, and also that the rainbow flag was recently deemed not inclusive enough. Let’s just say his reactions to the news were controversial.

I don’t know what people were expecting. But this is what he said: